what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

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How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

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What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

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What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

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Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

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What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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what did the farmer do? plant

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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