Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

This is not a joke.

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

Why did the man die? He was old.

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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