- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

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