- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What ryhmes with turtle rape

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

oh my god! what? i heard this joke the other day and it was hilarious. ok, tell me? actually it doesn't matter i can't remember anyway.

A girl hands her boyfriend her phone and says it's his dad. He throws it on the ground exclaiming, "My dad's not a phone, duh!"

What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

What's worse then an adult dying A baby dying

A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

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