- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

roses are red violets are blue they really are

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

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