- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

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