- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

What's under the first mate? The second mate.

Ring Ring Hello? Click

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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