Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

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A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

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What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

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What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

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What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

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why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

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What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

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whats brown and sticky a stick

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haha black people :D

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In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

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a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

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