Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

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Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

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If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

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anti-joke.ru - russian style

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what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

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What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

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Anti Jokes = Drained

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Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

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A American seeking into mexico

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Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

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Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

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Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

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Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

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What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

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whats brown and sticky a stick

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Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

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I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

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Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

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Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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WNBA

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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