Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

What's red and a cow? Red cow

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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