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Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

I'm going to Re-write History... History

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

Nickelback

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck