- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

Nickelback.

Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

Pickles are powerful

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

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