What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

Knock knock Who's there? Cow Cow who? If you really think about it, it's really now

Why did the hobo get hit by a bus? He wanted to kill himself.

"What's long, black, and smelly?" "The unemployment line." Upon hearing his boss tell this joke, the accountant files a complaint with human resources and the boss must attend several work training classes to develop a better sense of racial awareness and compassion. The workplace soon becomes a much less threatening environment for all people.

What happens when a right turn is finally made in NASCAR? The driver has successfully changed his tires and has been refueled, now he is pulling out of pit lane.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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