Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

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roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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What's one plus one? two.

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hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

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There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian food that is an American favorite, and the other is a follower of Judaism.

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How long does it take a person to steal a television? Many variables could determine said ability to successfully steal a television. Such variables depend on sub-variables such as weight of the television, whether the television is a store, an upper-class citizen's home, or in a "ghetto" apartment. A main variable could be the race of the thief in question. African Americans are scientifically more likely to steal a television faster compared to a Caucasian. Yet a downside to being an African American is the fact that they are more likely to be called in for questioning or arrested on the spot at their broken down home. Caucasians are less likely to be questioned and if caught will most likely obtain the proper amount of bribery money in which to pay off the police.

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BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

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Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

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Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

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Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

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Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

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Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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What kind of drugs should you take when you are too stressed? Fabulous secret magic drugs, makes all your problems go away... TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! Warning: When you take drugs, you are taking a very big DRUG.

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Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

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why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

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What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

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i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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