how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

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Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

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So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

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Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

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If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

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knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

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What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

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I literally died laughing

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I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

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The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

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What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

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whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

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Christ is a conspiracy

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Waseem is a hard worker.

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