Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

I put my baby in a microwave.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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