- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

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