why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

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What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

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Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

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How did Chris die? Bush-fire

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i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

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A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

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why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

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Emily Walker.

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Penis

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What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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