- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a duck? I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" and the answer is that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.

a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

Wanna hear a joke? No.

Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

Goat balls.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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