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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

Kim Kardashian.

what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

i have aids and a chode

What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

What's big? Jupiter.

Look at your hand. Made you look!

what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

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