- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

What's in there? Get outta there...

Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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