How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

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What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

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Chuck Norris can fly around the world in under 2 days. In an airplane.

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An Amish walks into Best Buy

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Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

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Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

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a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

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A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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Magic Johnson has AIDS

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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

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Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

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Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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Anti Joke

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