What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

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Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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what rhymes with sloth? rape

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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o | ,'~'. / \ | ____|_ | '___,,_' .----------------. | ||(o |o)| ( KILL ALL HUMANS! ) | ------- ,----------------' | _____| -' \ '####, ------- /________\ ( ) |) '_ ' ,------|\ _ /_ / | |_\ || /_ /| | o| _\ _|| /_ / | | |\ _\____//' | ( ( | | | (_,_,_,____/ \ _\ | ------| \ _\|_________| \ _\ \__\\__\ |__| |__||__| ||/__/ |__||__| |__||__| |__||__| /__)/__) /__//__/ /__//__/ /__//__/. .' '. '. (_kOs____)____)

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Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

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A kid is riding down the street when his chain pops off his bicycle. The kid yells "God damn!" as he begins to fix it. A priest walking nearby overhears the boy taking god's name in vein and says "Don't say 'God damn' say 'God help us'". The kid says, "I am an atheist, get away from me".

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what color is blue? green

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Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

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mitt romney

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LALALALA MUSIC MACHINE

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Want to hear a joke? Sorry, you're looking at the wrong website.

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what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

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If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

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Women's rights.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

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Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

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Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

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I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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