So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

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Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

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A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

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HAPPY NOVEMBER 2

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How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

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What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

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What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

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Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

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what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

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Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

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apple pie.

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roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

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What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

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I love you.

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guess what?

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make me a sandwich!

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

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son, you're adopted.

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Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

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So this blonde walks into a library.

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how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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