What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

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An american, a mexican, and an asian are on a boat. The boat is sinking because it is too heavy. The people decide to throw off things that they have a lot of in their country. The asian throws rice off the boat saying, "We have plenty of rice at home." The mexican throws tacos off the boat saying, "We have plenty of tacos at home." The american throws out the mexican saying, "We have plenty of mexicans at home."

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A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

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Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

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Women's Rights...

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what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

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Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

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School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

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How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

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black

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

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chuck norris is a little b|tch

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Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

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What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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