- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is bad at catch The twin towers

What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

What is as dry as a bone? A bone

If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

what do u call a black person a black person dehh

Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

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What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

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