- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

I like your hair

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

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Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

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What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

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