- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

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what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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