A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

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knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

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Why are pills white? Cause they work.

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

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Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Where it had just witnessed a horrific car accident involving it's spouse, who died on impact. Eventually the chicken fell into a deep depression, taking it out on his children in the form of physical abuse. Over time, the chicken ended up being alone, having no contact with his kids, having no friends, and living in a massive house with no one else. One day, he had a stroke, and no one called an ambulance because no one knew.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

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Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

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A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

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How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

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What's under the first mate? The second mate.

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

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Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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