- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

if you can read this you dont' need glasses

what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

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