What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

what did the farmer do? plant

whats black and large -me

Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have stage IV Ovarian Cancer.

Anti Joke

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