What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

How old are you? 7

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

Justin beiber comment if u get it

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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