- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

A blonde is locked in a super-market. She dies.

Pete and Repeat are sitting on a bridge, Pete fell off and Repeat still hasn't been able to forgive himself for pressuring Pete to join him on such a perilous perch.

Why did the hobo get hit by a bus? He wanted to kill himself.

How did the baby cross the ocean? It was stapled to a whale.

Ubisoft presents a game by ubisoft

this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

One day a black man went and bought a car with his own hard-earned money.

What happens when a right turn is finally made in NASCAR? The driver has successfully changed his tires and has been refueled, now he is pulling out of pit lane.

Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

There's a tray of muffins in the oven. One muffin says, "man it's hot in here!" Another muffin says, "holy shit! A talking muffin!"

What's red and has wheels? A red car

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