Obama ran for re-election in 2012. He lost because he is a horrible president. the liberal left blame his defeat on racists and propose harsh Hate-Crime punishments. America falls into disrepair.

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Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

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I EAT YOUR SOUL. NOM NOM.

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Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

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god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

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With all due respect, I do underestimate myself, there is not a single person I know that has not told me that, but if I wanted to, I would not even had to make the effort to have you removed, hell I had to pull favors and owe people things in order to keep you safe. I could have said the rest of you, but had I not known you, had you not been one of my co-workers back then, I would not have gone to the extremes that i did, you are beautiful, but what does that have to do with anything? Do you think that if I did not know you I would go "that one is sexy, release her?" Even if I did, I do not have authority, I work for them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

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What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

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whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

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You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

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Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

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whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

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what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

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A woman stopped making sandwiches.

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Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

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What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

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Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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all your base are belong to mark

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