- Anti Joke

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

Why didn't the boy eat chocolate yesterday Because he was allergic.

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.