When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

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a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

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What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

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Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

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POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

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what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

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“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

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joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

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Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

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Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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