- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a bench and a mexican? a bench can support its family

You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

i know leaves are green because of chlorophyll but i don't know how to get a mortgage this is the kind if shit your parents pay for

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

Women outside of the kitchen.

who is really lanky? james cornish

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

Skrillex.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

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