whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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