- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

What's red and a cow? Red cow

Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

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knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

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