Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

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Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

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A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

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cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

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I walk into a bar...

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

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A Jewish man walks by a penny.

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Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

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What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

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How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

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Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

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whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

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Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

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What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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