- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

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