How long does it take a person to steal a television? Many variables could determine said ability to successfully steal a television. Such variables depend on sub-variables such as weight of the television, whether the television is a store, an upper-class citizen's home, or in a "ghetto" apartment. A main variable could be the race of the thief in question. African Americans are scientifically more likely to steal a television faster compared to a Caucasian. Yet a downside to being an African American is the fact that they are more likely to be called in for questioning or arrested on the spot at their broken down home. Caucasians are less likely to be questioned and if caught will most likely obtain the proper amount of bribery money in which to pay off the police.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian food that is an American favorite, and the other is a follower of Judaism.

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hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

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Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

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Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

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BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

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Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

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Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

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Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

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Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

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why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

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Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

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i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

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Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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