Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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