- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

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