- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

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