- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

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