chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

An anti-joke

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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