Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

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How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

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A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

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Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

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if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

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Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

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What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

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How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

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Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

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Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

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What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

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My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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