- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

What Do call a dog with an e A doge

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