I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

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What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

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What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

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what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

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How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

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why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

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Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

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Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

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what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

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A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

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Julian Ha.

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Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

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How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

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In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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knock knock whos there open open who the door

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Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

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There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

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She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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