- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

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