Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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charlie sheen becomes sober.

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

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why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

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Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

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Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

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What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

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why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

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what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

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Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

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What's one plus one? two.

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

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roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

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every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

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There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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