- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

how do you save a black man ... u don't

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

seek beauty

If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

White NBA players.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

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