- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

sorry got to poo

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

what happens when a dog and a cat have sex? They create a beautiful baby that ends up dieing from cancer.

What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

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