Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

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How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

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A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

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So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

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people magazine

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I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

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Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

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Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

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11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

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how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

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A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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