- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

Anti Joke

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