How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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