- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

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Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

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