Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

justin beiber sucks

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

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