- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

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A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

Why was the man sad His got raped

a. why? b. because

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

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