How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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