White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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