Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

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Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

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Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

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Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

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Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

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What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

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What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

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you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

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the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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Whats funnier than 24.....25

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apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

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why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

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hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

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Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

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roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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