- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

"hey do you know the date" "58"

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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