What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

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When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

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What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

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Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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Kerry Katona becomes independent.

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What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

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Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

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Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

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hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

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Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

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Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

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there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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