Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

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Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

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What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

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a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

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Massie is a fatass

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

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What do you call double A's? Batteries

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

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After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

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Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

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what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

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Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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