- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

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