- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

Dumbledore dies.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

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