Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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