- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

roses are black violets are black i am blind

A bar walks into a man

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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