- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. Sniffles I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

I supported my sisters decision to get an abortion. Still would have been cool to be a dad :/

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