Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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