What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

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I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

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A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

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A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

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What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

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?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

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there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

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Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

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Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

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Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

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Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

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What to hear an anti-joke? No.

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Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

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On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

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What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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