- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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