- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

Jordan is pregant

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

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-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

say it ten times fast: oh

What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

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