What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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Do you want to hear a joke? No.

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Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

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why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

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Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

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Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

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every cloud has a silver lining

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what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

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Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

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A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

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Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

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