How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

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Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

Your mother just died.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

Sarah Palin.

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

I am quite mature.

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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