What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

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the midget went to the midget store

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

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Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

what do you call a black guy african american

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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