What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

Justin beiber comment if u get it

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

How old are you? 7

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