- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. Sniffles I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

How do you confuse a blonde? You put her in a round room and tell her to find the corner.

What did david give back? Nothing.

Why did the airplane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot.

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