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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Assuming the fact that these children are in fact deceased, it would be highly inprobable that they could perform any task. Or that they would need to see any light at all, since the point of that dark room is to keep them concealed.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was strapped to the first monkey.

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'd like a gin... and tonic." The bartender says "AAAAHHH! A BEAR!!!" and calls animal control. Later after the beast has been tranquilized and carted away, he rationalizes having heard the bear speak as trauma-induced hallucination.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

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