- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

If you have read this its to late. You have already read this. Im am very sorry.

What did the student say to the teacher, after being assigned homework? This isn't my best subject, can I stay after class for tutoring?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your parents are dead they never loved you! I found this one on facebook and i just found this site and all yall got some good jokes LOL

Whats the difference in car and a bicycle? One has an engine and drivetrain designed to run on gas and the other is powered by your output of work

How do you get a clown off a swing? You kill him with an axe

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