- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

Anyone can post anything.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

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