- Anti Joke

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

Jimmy Saville

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.